Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
March 2012
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“Do you know what I need? To escape into the mountains. Surrounded by tall trees, I will lay on the moss, and breathe in the scent of mushrooms, flowers and wet soil.”
—Les Discrets - L’ Échappée (via the-beautifulyouth)
Women continue to fill Rick Perry's Facebook Wall with mock questions →
npr.org
I’m still laughing at some of the comments.
“Governor Perry, I am experiencing mid-cycle cramping. Is this a punishment from god for not getting pregnant this month?”
“Dear Governor Perry, I’m confused why insurance would cover Viagra but not female contraception. Clearly, as a Christian, you realize God blesses only certain men with limp dicks so that those men do not father children. I look forward to your response.”
“Mr Perry. I was considering jacking off…thought I should ask you if it was OK first. Reply soon. Losing wood. Thanks.”
“Governor, my wife can’t get pregnant. Should I just shoot her, or go find another one like Newt did?”
omg
omfg “reply soon. losing wood” lmao
